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By Staff | Nov 18, 2020

To the editor:

You can have a boat parade. You can have a pickup truck parade. You can have a POTUS charade. You can fly flags, have banners and simply forget your mother-taught manners. You can be a red state. You can dress like Rambo and carry a gun. You can be a Proud Boy and not go to work. You can be a Boogaloo Boy, another jerk. You can plot to kidnap a governor and kill police. You can be a white badge and kill black people. You can fake your faith like many people. You can be a white supremacist. You can be a racist. You can be a liar. You can be a TV reality clown. You can be the pillow guy. You can believe Q. You can wait for Q drops to add to your brain slop. You can believe OAN. You can believe FOX News. You can trust the Sinclair Network to distort your views. You can ignore the obvious. You can be an Evangelical. You can believe God chose Trump. You can have a broken moral compass. You can incite hatred. You can speak divisively. You can be a pathological liar. You can wear a MAGA hat. You can cheat on your wife. You can cheat at your golf game. You can cheat on your taxes. You can grab women. You can boast endlessly. You can ignore decorum. You can butcher English. You can tweet to a brain-dead beat. You can ruin your kids. You can speak crudely. You can be rich. You can go to a rally. You can pollute the land. You can pollute the water. You can rape the Tongass. You can be a supreme ass. You can rant your “Stolen” chant.

You can beat your chest along with the best.

But in the end game, you’ll see it’s true — you can’t beat BIDEN and you can’t beat BLUE!

Paul Kiefner

Cape Coral